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~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


burn baby burn -


TAGS: howzat feel heh heh
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2013, 6:11 pm
When I listen carefully, I actually hear mine laughing at my feeble attempts! Big 5L belly laughs from the sumab****es.
spacedog - November 17, 2013, 11:59 am
Nice one. 5L
Reality Lord - November 17, 2013, 11:49 am

LOL5. oh yeah...this is epic!!!


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.


TAGS: feelings assumptions apologies
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


LOVE IS LIKE -


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm
ELVIS??????


THAT'S A MORAY -


TAGS: eel crankyhead
Rating: 4.76/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am
f***ing hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am
d*** Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm
OMG!!! Loved it.


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


DEAR GOD -




A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.


TAGS: make her feel good
Rating: 4.72/5

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


DICTIONARY -




STRATEGY -




60 Seconds -




EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS - Everybody has his own way to do it


TAGS: feelings
Rating: 4.11/5

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IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...


TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

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steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.




60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately




The Riddle of Steel -


TAGS: the barbarian lol cat riddle of steel
Rating: 2.39/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:30 am
GREAT comic relief flicks...you think he speaks english with an accent NOW? Watch these!!!
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:21 am
Arnold is Conan, two AWESOME movies called: "Conan The Barbarian" and "Conan The Destroyer" !
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 11:42 pm
it's amazing is what it is.
The Riddler - June 27, 2008, 1:31 am
what the hell is this?


BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck


TAGS: football steelers cleveland
Rating: 2.62/5

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




STUPID BEN, STUPID STEELERS -




LOGIC -




OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




STUCK IN THE MIDDLE -


TAGS: stealers wheel
Rating: 3.33/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 5:54 am
That's the same thing I thought!! lol
Tuga - November 4, 2009, 2:07 am
Looks like someone was tryin' to create the portuguese flag with gummy bears. lol


DEATH -


TAGS: wheel of fortune
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Disclaimer: That "... to reruns of Wheel of Fortune" thingy ... also a race to nowhere, but with chafing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:39 am
lol...deep thoughts there...lol
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:36 pm

back when Vanna was still smoking h**....and I would have added the tags
Sean - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
I woulda put Vanna White in the tags if I thought we were still allowed to have fun with the tags. *huff*


BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.


TAGS: bruce lee no think feel
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!


MATURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 3.69/5

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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'




READING -




GUILTY! - Of course I feel guilty. But that's just my conscience. The rest of me is laughing my ass off because it'll be a while before you notice the hamster is missing.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.11/5

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Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....


CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other a**ignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


A GENTLEMAN -




EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.




X-Men -




SILENT -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.47/5

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L


DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family




TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed


TAGS: feel blue
Rating: 4.25/5

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GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
nice, 5L


STUNTERS -




LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous


TAGS: life love feel woman plane sky
Rating: 3.53/5

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


ON FIRE -


TAGS: tribute airman wheels wings fins
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L


Reflection -


TAGS: kneeling prayer puns god church
Rating: 4.6/5

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Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.


BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


THE AMERICAN WAY -




NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .




PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.




FEELINGS - STOP SAYING "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL" HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW HOW ANOTHER FEELS?:


TAGS: feelings
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bizy - February 1, 2012, 8:54 pm
There is a slight possibility that what one person is going through another has been down that road previously, hence the saying "I know how you feel"


POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!




WELCOME TO - "Gimp My Ride"


TAGS: wheel
Rating: 2.93/5

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spacedog - February 12, 2010, 6:05 pm
LOL, I bet that sucker shakes like a shopping cart on the freeway.


REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am
nice


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


GOALS -




POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.




THERE YOU GO -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - March 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Great. Had to 2L it out of spite and raging insecurity. Hope you understand.
spacedog - March 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5Ls.
CANADA - March 23, 2010, 1:17 pm
Love it!


ACHILLES - 99% indestructable


TAGS: achilles heel
Rating: 4.05/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L


SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...




FEELINGS -


TAGS: feelings post it notes to myself
Rating: 3.46/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Epic. Though, I believe you meant "through," and not "thru..." 5 lions :)
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:35 am
Great as always Ron.
Hector - February 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
The true meaning of the word demotivational.
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
This motivates me


STEREOTYPING -


TAGS: stereotypical steeler fan
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sleeves - May 10, 2010, 12:54 am
I live in an area full of steelers fans and the shoes fits plenty. 5 molesting lions for this


BEELZEBUB - Has a Devil put aside for meeee. For Meeee. FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


TAGS: devil religion beelzebub
Rating: 3.39/5

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BuZZbomb - September 18, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks Aggy. For some reason, I have always enjoyed this one the most.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:24 am
Sweeeeeet.
LURCH - July 14, 2009, 8:22 pm
I GIVE YOU A KNOWING NOD AND A SMILE.....HIGH PRAISE INDEED
BuZZbomb - April 16, 2009, 11:15 pm
THANK YOU!!! I don't have too many of these here but I'm proud of the few there are.
Mally - April 16, 2009, 10:10 pm
Bahahahah love it


FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.


TAGS: wheelchair
Rating: 3/5

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LogicDude - September 15, 2009, 3:07 pm
This'll keep those little bastards off my lawn for sure!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
hey, get off LD's wheel chair!
LD0ne - September 15, 2009, 2:42 pm
YAAAAA!!!


BAD INFLUENCES - Man Tiger, I wish Jesse would hurry in the bathroom I gotta pee




Feelings -


TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your b*** cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm
Boom. 5


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth can hurt dark feelings
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
nice


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS -


TAGS: you shoul feel bad gym
Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - February 12, 2013, 3:15 pm
meh... I quit smoking...not so bad ;)
Sho - February 12, 2013, 10:56 am
I'm still going to the gym though lol


MEANWHILE, IN IOWA -




BULL -


TAGS: bull hurt matadors feelings
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bull - May 4, 2011, 5:21 pm
lmao!! 5L's
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 8:24 am
It looks like i need to pay canada a visit O_o
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 8:09 am

i'm canadian dude....home of world class beer and weed. FTW!
CaptainBaked - May 4, 2011, 7:27 am
HAHA! This happens to you entirely too often RL!
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:23 am

coffee spray just hit my monitor...lol CB


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


TORQUE - It comes in small packages


TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

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Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.


EXCUSES - Some people say that i eat my feelings. I just wish my feelings were low fat.




WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - They grow up so fast *snif*


TAGS: jameela s got a gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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Reason - December 5, 2009, 9:29 am
i really hope the safety is on 5L


BLONDES -




THE FORCE -


TAGS: the force jabba the hut on wheels
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
LMAO! thats mean!


RESEMBLANCE -




AFFECTION - Put that cigarette out Darla...I'm ready to eat that thing.




Deja Moo -


TAGS: definitions repeated bullsh t feelings
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:42 pm
Nice! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2013, 9:22 pm
5L + faved. And using this in my day-to-day life if I suspect anyone of BSing me.
MissPriss - November 7, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ok ya got me. Just couldn't fit all the o's in...teehee.
Silverheart - November 7, 2013, 7:33 pm

Or is that deja mooooooooooooooooo?


FEELINGS -




ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.




MILK - Two days before the invention of the wheel, two weeks before space travel.




WITH BEDBUGS ON THE RISE -


TAGS: i feel paranoid
Rating: 4.29/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:12 am
When I go to New York, good thing its not to see a movie! 5 Poodles MrR!
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:44 am
5L's and a hearty WELCOME BACK! Thought we'd lost Conan forever!


ALL PIMPED OUT - just say "you look nice" (trust me on this)




HOUSE JUMPING - OK, your turn.


TAGS: house crane crash wheels street
Rating: 4.22/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Jesus.... Transformer! xD
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
lol epic fail


PRECAUTIONS -


TAGS: bike accident wrench wheel
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:28 pm

may i suggest a venture into fonts, as well as a border.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:35 am
pity there is no border, pity , also a p word. Please have some?!


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